flockstiel:

editsmultidimensional wavelength of celestial intent

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Don’t be such a sour wolf!

carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

"May the force be ever in your favor, Harry."

— Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)
21 hours ago via rithe ( source elderwand ) with 23304

catdad:

I’m leaving.

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

HW